Has any one been in the unfortuante position of walking through a group of chavs and one of them starting on you by accousing you of saying somthing about some one that you never said?
For example I wanted to go to the local spar when I was about 14 and some local scallys said "you called my mates sister a slapper" I then said "wha" and of cause the whole thing unfolded with a teidious enevitability (I got the s**t kicked out of me)
When I was about 14, this bird who was the local female hard knock and 5 yrs my senior, pulled me to the side reckoning I told someone that I was after her blood (which I would be stupid to say). Naturally I kacked myself and tried to talk my way out of an ass beating. My mate managed to run free and got help and they fled! Thank god! I didnt fancy removing sovereign indents from my forhead and nose. Didn't really go with my style
I called him a great uncle with a husky voice.... you carry on and I'll get my best mates mates dads cousin's friends sister's boyfriend to come duff you up!!!
dont care Ive got mate who livs on edge lane at the ymca who came from moss side and whent to a manu match and called eric cantona a stupid frensh person and got karate kicked and suid him and lost so hes stil alittle bit angry about the whole thing so its best you leave him alone cos the tablets are not working that well.....
and what was you saying ive lost my train of thought
Are you calling my mates,Dad's uncle cause he got a mother with two dodgey looking eyes that could be the reason her mothers, husbands freind is slightly simple, cause if you are I'll deck yer!
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't!! You will never know 'cos your just a horse turd with flies who reminds me of my bruvvas mates sisters sons friend who has tourettes of the leg and can't stop talking to his shower curtain cos he 'finks it is the devil with a chimp on his head. uh huh... and he'll kick you hard..... in the elbow... with his tourette'd leg!!
What the hell is a chav, spar, scally, bird or mate?
Why? Was it your mates bird I saw making out with that scally chav at the spar?? Cos if it was you should get you cousins sisters friends dads brother to get his girlfriends mum's friend with the bald head and gangly legs to go and give her a what for 'cos that like out of order dude!!
no more binks
