Everyone loves you for who you are and what you do. Life is hard at times but you'll always keep a smile on your face. You win some and you lose some, but hey, that's life. Nothing brings you more pleasure than a smile on someone else's face. Even after all those chair shots to the head, you're still the smartest bastard of the group. You will write a book about your life or have someone write one about you. Oh and for some reason, you keep a sock in your pants. His name is Mr.Socko.
Three words. MATT Freakin HARDY! This is you! **** happens but what can you do? You stay strong! That's what you do! Its better to regret something you did than something you didn't do. You remember that and you live by it. Your best friend may have left you for your girlfriend or vice versa but... Life goes on! The fact that you stay strong brings you hope and people around you see it as well. YOU WILL NOT DIE! Spiritually that is. Cause we all die eventually...
You = *******! You are all about yourself and are not scared to show it. You had a best friend once but you screwed him over by getting with HIS girlfriend! Or are intending to... But who needs friends? Ass is all you need. Not many people like you. Not even the people that DON'T know you in the internet! If you were in a ring surrounded by thousands of people you would hear them chant "*******!" You look at the front row, you see your mom with a megaphone leading the chant. YOU SUCK AS A PERSON.
You are the Lord of Darkness. NOTHING CAN STOP YOU! Why? Because not only are you menacing physically but mentally as well! That's hard to do! Also, the overwhelming respect you get by everyone else adds to your invulnerability! You're engulfed by Darkness no question about it. And if you want, you'll bring unlucky souls WITH YOU! When the inevitable comes, you WILL NOT REST IN PEACE!