Once upon a time there was a young lady who couldnt say the word "jam" because she would turn into a donut. And the only way to turn back was to sing a christmas carol and play the guitar like a bitch on heat. Though she wasnt thrilled because she ended up being chased manically by unidentified beings from a planet called gzg, which is infested with beautiful heat seeking toads that used their tongues to strangle and lick unknown donuts that they could not make love to. Anyway, she decided marmalade was much nicer than jam on her big toe on the left, so she began to eat hair from the back side of the giant ring tailed Skink, which farted and sent her flying into the middle.
no more binks
